Today

- Wake up late. Boo.
- Nothing fits after my eatallthethings month
- Actually pay attention during traffic in the morning, get unreasonably annoyed with brew boy (own fault)
- Still have no work to do when I get to work
- Brew boy texts to say he’s getting out a little later than normal
- Accident on our route home, traffic backed up for miles
- Get home, one (or both?) dogs threw up in 4 separate rooms

I give up. Wake me up tomorrow.

Welp

It’s always life affirming to come onto Tumblr when you’re having a bad day and see half the population is feeling the same way.

Now that I’m his ride home, @beershralper has to go to events with me, be my arm candy and drink beer. Poor fella.

Now that I’m his ride home, @beershralper has to go to events with me, be my arm candy and drink beer. Poor fella.

It's too early for this

  • Terrible Coworker: Do we have samples of XYZ in the showroom?
  • Me: No, we don't, they aren't available yet.
  • TC: Well ABC is available online.
  • Me: Yes, I know, but you didn't ask about ABC, you asked about XYZ. And if you saw ABC was available, didn't you also see that XYZ wasn't?
  • TC: Oh, I didn't look.
  • Me: Right.
  • TC: So, that's a no on XYZ?
  • Me: No.
  • TC: It's weird that you can order one and not the other.
  • Me: Very weird.
  • TC: Are you sure?
  • Me: Yes, but feel free to go and check, I'm happy to be wrong.
  • TC: I will. *a few minutes later* They aren't available, just so you know.
  • Me: Good to know, thanks